Thursday, January 24, 2008

Days 78 – 80: Yangon

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Kendyl’s Newsweek Story: http://www.newsweek.com/id/71985

We went through several moments of childish elation that morning on the way into Burma: once when we arrived at the Bangkok without a hitch (“Yes! Are we really going to make it on this flight?”), once when we checked in and made it onto the flight (“Yes! We actually made it onto the flight!”), once when the flight took off (“OK, if we don’t make it now, it means the plane will crash, or we’ll be turned away by the Burmese military at the airport, both of which are great stories, right?”), and once when we landed at Yangon airport and proceeded through security without a hitch (Silent leaps for joy, ever-mindful of the junta’s watchful eye).

Perhaps the strangest thing about our entry into Burma was our experience in the immigration line. Or, rather, the lack of immigration line. The line was split into foreigners and Burmese citizens, and on our flight of close to 100 people, we were the only non-Burmese citizens. Wow. Telling. I guess Burma isn’t so hot on the tourist track right now.

We caught a taxi into town, for which we paid five (American) dollars—the official Burmese currency is kyat, pronounced “jet,” but no one wants to hold it because of rampant inflation. It seems that whenever the junta wants to buy new cars or jewelry or what have you, it just prints new money, which in turn makes all the cash held by Burmese citizens lose value. This is just one of the many ways that the junta screws it citizens. In any case, dollars are the preferred currency for most transactions in Burma.

Accommodation in Yangon was not as cheap as it seemingly should have been, given that there were no tourists. We paid $18 for a mosquito-filled jail cell at the White House Guesthouse, which was supposedly the nicest guesthouse in town. I guess we could have bargained the folks down, but when you see the poverty and oppression that these folks live with, it’s very difficult to retain your bargaining spirit. We paid the $18 and didn’t think about it again.

We walked into the main section of town, past Sule Pagoda and all the way to the city’s central feature, Shwe Dagon Pagoda. Shwe Dagon is considered the spiritual center of the city, and of the country, even; every Burmese makes a pilgrimage at Shwe Dagon at least one in his lifetime, and the protests of 1988 and 2007 centered on marches around the pagoda.

The complex is stunningly beautiful. Gleaming gold stupas are surrounded by scores of small, intricately detailed temples, and everywhere monks dressed in maroon robes are gliding past, on their way to give a blessing or perform a ritual.

Small crowds had gathered around posters that had photos of abused prisoners on them, the top halves of their faces blacked out to conceal their identities. As we watched Burmese citizens stand and ponder the faces on the posters, we assumed that the posters, whose text was all in Burmese, warned against further anti-government protests, and displayed the photos of some of the protesters caught in last month’s demonstrations. As we later learned, that wasn’t at all what the posters were; instead, they were warnings against stealing money from “the Buddha” (presumably, the Buddhist temples), which apparently those pictured had done.

That afternoon we met with a man whose name Kendyl had received from someone she met in Mae Sot. The man provides help to journalists—provides information, contacts, and intelligence. He was nice enough, but in the end he wasn’t of much help to us—he mostly referred us to another woman who might be able to help us more. What we really wanted was a translator who would go with us to the home of a former child soldier and help us interview the child and his family. This guy said he didn’t know anyone who would do it, and he certainly wasn’t willing to do it himself. I can’t say I blamed him.

The man did offer for us to come drink tea with him and his friends the following morning across from Shwe Dagon, and not wanting to refuse an invitation to meet more democracy-minded Burmese, we gratefully accepted the invitation.

We spent the remainder of the day wandering around the city, which, in the end, is a rubbish bin. Kendyl said she remembered the city being beautiful, but she must have been remembering another city. This place was disgusting. Trash was strewn all over the roads and sidewalks, women hawked (and, remarkably, sold) fish that were lying on the sidewalk in pools of spit out betel nut juice, and smog filled the humid, stagnant air. Having planned on staying out until past the informal curfew, we changed our minds and headed back to the relative comfort of our jail cell early in the evening. I’ve heard that Burma is a cross between Thailand and India, the two nations it lies between geographically. If the cleanliness of Yangon is any indication, I’d say it has far more in common with India.

The following morning we went for a jog down to the river and received strange looks all along the way (“You mean you’re voluntarily burning calories?”). Afterward we went to meet our Burmese friend for tea, but when we arrived he was nowhere to be found. I wandered around looking for him for a bit, and passed a group of monks sitting on the ledge outside a temple. They appeared to be talking to me, but I couldn’t hear them, so I leaned in and strained to hear: “Give me money.” Ahh. And here I thought it was something political, or social, or, heaven forbid, spiritual. I didn’t have any money with me (I had left my bag with Kendyl), and I told them so and apologized, and then they said, “Then you don’t visit temple.”

How nice. I didn’t have any money to give the monks, so they suggested that I not visit their temple. And here I thought monks were spiritual beings, unconcerned with material wealth. Apparently, I had it all backward. My respect for Burmese monks dropped like a rock that morning.

In the end, our friend never showed (Kendyl talked to him later that day and he and his friends had decided not to go to tea after all, but had no way of informing us—nice), so we walked across the road to Shwe Dagon to try to find someone who would be willing to take us around town to do some interviews.

Just outside the Shwe Dagon entrance, ee met a particularly perky man who said he was a freelance guide. “I take you wherever you want to go,” he said. “And we can talk about anything.” Thinking he was alluding to his willingness to deal with touchy political subjects, we asked him if he’d be willing to take us to the home of a former child soldier, and then to the home of a recent political prisoner. We acknowledged that the mission would be dangerous, and told him that he should only take us if he felt comfortable.

“OK, so you want me to take you to see a man who was recently imprisoned by the government? Eeeeee.” His face said it all. He may have been willing to talk about anything in the privacy of his car, but he was less than willing to go near the house of a former political prisoner. Once again, I found it hard to blame the guy for wanting to keep his head on his shoulders.

He did, however, offer to find us a cab and point us in the right direction to visit the address in Kendyl’s notepad—the home of the former political prisoner. Realizing that we were running out of options, we took him up on his offer, and ten minutes later, the cab was driving up in front of the man’s house.

Two hours later, Kendyl had her story. The man had been in prison until just two days ago, and Kendyl was the first journalist he had spoken to since he got out. You can read the published version of the story here: http://www.newsweek.com/id/71985.

That night we celebrated by going out to Yangon’s lone pizza parlor, and afterward we went to the city’s lone movie theater and watched the only film on offer, an American action film called War: Rogue Assassin. It was perhaps the worst movie that either of us had seen, and it was entirely in English, with no Burmese subtitles. I guess it’s just as well, though, that the Burmese in attendance couldn’t follow the plot, because it really was terrible. How is it decided which American films make it to Burma? It irks me that this is Burmese citizens’ lone insight into American society.

That night I lie in bed thinking about my impressions of this troubled country. I think the thing that most surprised me was the junta’s subtlety; one would never know that there had been bloody protests only weeks before we arrived. Even more, one would never know that Burma was even governed by a junta—we saw more of a military presence in Thailand than we did in Burma. But, I guess that’s the beauty of the junta’s oppression: people are so scared that its job is done for it. You might not see the military around, but you’re so scared about what will happen to you if you’re caught saying the wrong thing that you keep your mouth shut anyway.

Also, it seems that the junta does most of its dirty work after dark, when the citizens are in their homes. It’s nighttime when the junta goes to people’s homes and makes political arrests, dragging men and women away from their families, perhaps never to be seen or heard from again. But during the day, all is quiet. You’d never know that a dirty military regime was lurking in the shadows.

Besides the political scene, the economic life of the Burmese people was particularly surprising to me. I hadn’t realized just how badly the junta has run its country’s economy into the ground. But it has. Inflation is rampant, food prices are soaring, and newly-expensive gasoline is rationed to two gallons per car per day, an amount that is not nearly enough for cab drivers, leading to an illicit black market where prices are even higher. Some in Burma think the junta’s economic oppression of its citizens is even worse than its political oppression. Based on my observation, I’m tempted to agree.

Lastly, for the most part I was warmed by the kindness of the Burmese people. Despite all their hardships, they continue to smile, and they continue to treat visitors with respect that’s rarely displayed by their neighbors to the west. The one exception I would mention is Burmese monks—they seem aloof, self-righteous, and even money-grubbing. Supposedly the spiritual leaders of the country, they seem more like elitists who are enjoying their spot atop the social order. Nevertheless, they’re supremely respected throughout the country, and their support will be crucial for any successful push for democracy, so I hope they set aside their relatively privileged lives and do the right thing.

Day 77: Bangkok

And at the end of Round 1, it's KENDYL AND ROB 1, MYANMAR GOVERNMENT 0!

That’s right, folks. We’ve scored a rare victory over the evil junta. Here’s the deal:

Two weeks ago, we arrived in Bangkok and went directly to the Myanmar Embassy to apply for tourist visas. The usual turnaround time is 1-2 days, but given recent events we assumed things could be slower. Sure enough, we were told that all visa applications must be sent back to Yangon for approval, and that the process would take 1-2 weeks, and that the embassy would call us when (if) the approval was granted.

Being idiots, we believed the story and went up to Chiang Mai to do some rock climbing (and a little background research) to pass the time. We also made a side trip to Mae Sot, on the Burmese border, so that Kendyl could interview a couple people who are involved in Burmese activism/NGOs.

But the point is that we didn’t stay in Bangkok and pester the embassy to give us visas. We just planned to wait patiently until they called us. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Having heard nothing from the embassy as of last night, we flew back to Bangkok this morning (Friday) for a last-ditch effort at securing the visas, but our hopes were anything but high. But when we arrived at the embassy and asked about our visas, we didn’t get the automatic “Not ready yet” that we expected. Instead, the visa officer pulled out our forms (which, crisp and untouched, had seemingly not been sent back to Yangon), said something to his colleagues in Burmese, and told us to come back in an hour.

Trying (unsuccessfully) not to get our hopes up, we went to a restaurant down the road and stuffed red curry down our throats between exclamations of “Are we seriously going to get visas?” and “Wait, how long have our visas been approved?” and “Do they really believe that I work at Morgan Stanley and that you’re an English grad student?”

We went back to the embassy after lunch hour (because given the amount of effort these guys put into their jobs, they totally deserve a full hour for lunch), and after waiting in line (again) for a while, we were suddenly asked to pay for our visas. “That will be 1,620 baht, please.” “DONE!”

Too good to be true? Absolutely. The catch: “OK, you come pick your visa up after 3pm Tuesday.”

“WHAT? What are you talking about? We’ve just waited two weeks! Why can’t we get it today?”

“Visa processing time is three days.”

“Right, so the two weeks we just waited, what was that?”

(No answer.)

“But we have a flight in the morning (blatant lie)! We can’t wait until Tuesday for a visa! Besides, we go back to the United States on Tuesday (partially true), so this is our only chance to visit Burma, err, I mean, Myanmar!”

“I’m sorry; it’s not possible.”

“Is there some express processing fee we can pay?”

“I’m sorry; it’s not possible.”

“Can we talk to someone else about this? Please—we’d very much like to visit your country.”

“OK, you sit down, someone comes down from upstairs to talk to you.”

(One hour later)

“I’m sorry, but there’s really nothing we can do. This is our policy.”

“But we have plane tickets for tomorrow, and we’ve already been waiting two weeks… can’t you make an exception?”

“No, I’m sorry.”

“OK, then we need our visa application fee back.”

“What?”

“Tuesday is too late. If we can’t get our visa today, we can’t visit Myanmar. So either give us our visas, or give us our money back.”

(Ooooo, looks like somebody struck a nerve.)

“You sit down, we let you know.”

(Half hour later)

“For getting visa today, you must pay extra fee of 450 baht.”

“DONE!”

Victorious, we paraded down the street to the nearest travel agency and bought plane tickets to Yangon for the following morning.

Did our visa forms ever get sent to Yangon? Probably not. Was the whole story about sending applications back to Yangon just a stall technique that the junta used to keep foreigners out of the country until things calmed down? Probably so. But at this point, we don’t care. We’re going.

So what exactly will we be doing in Yangon, you ask? Well, we (read: Kendyl) have managed to make quite a few contacts while in Thailand, and through those connections it sounds like we’ll get to meet/interview various members of the Burmese resistance movement, some of whom have been involved in the recent protests. But that’s off the record, of course. On the record, we’re idiot-American tourists who have no idea what a junta is, and who just want to see the sights in Yangon. It’s a workable guise, I think, given that I often resemble an idiot without even trying. Kendyl, on the other hand, might have to do some acting.

Wish us luck. We may have won the first round, but you can count on the junta coming back with a vengeance in Round Two.

Day 76: Mae Sot to Chiang Mai

The following morning Kendyl and I woke up early and decided to venture down to the Burmese border and attempt to make a little mischief. What would happen if we just walked across the bridge into Burma? We’d shortly find out.

Or, rather, Kendyl would. My passport was serving as the deposit for the motorbike we were still riding, so the Thai border guards wouldn’t even let me onto the bridge. Crestfallen, I turned the motorbike back toward the guesthouse, all the while shooting an envious glance at Kendyl, who was prancing through Thai security and onto the Thai/Burmese “Friendship Bridge.”

I went back to our guesthouse, collected our belongings, and met Kendyl at the bus station, so the rest of the story I only heard secondhand through her. But it seems that Kendyl’s prance across the bridge was stopped by the Burmese border guards on the other side, who insisted she pay a hefty fee to enter Burma for the day.

“I’m only going in for a few minutes,” she replied, but it seems the Burmese military wasn’t budging. Deciding that paying a pointless fee directly into the junta’s bank account was morally reprehensible, besides being somewhat financially foolish, Kendyl told them that she would just head back to Thailand.

“But now you have Thai exit stamp, so you must get Myanmar entrance stamp before you can reenter Thailand.”

Ooo. The exit stamp. A valid point. Kendyl decided she’d take her chances. Meanwhile, our bus to Chiang Mai was leaving in ten minutes.

She ran back across the bridge and presented her passport for reentry. “Where is your Myanmar entrance stamp?” Uh oh.

It took a few minutes of big smiles and apologies, but Kendyl eventually convinced the border guard (who at this point thought Kendyl must be a complete idiot) to cancel the exit stamp and let her back into Thailand. Accordingly, Kendyl now has a big red “Cancelled” stamp in her passport. Fantastic.

But we made the bus. Back in Chiang Mai, we hit the bouldering wall at CMRCA and then convinced the whole crew to go out to a bar called Warm Up that night for one last hoorah before Kendyl and I left for good the following morning.

The bar was a blast, not least because of all the ladyboy sightings. A few hours later, as we sat at Mike’s eating late night burgers, I once again realized how much I’d miss this place. Chiang Mai—who knew?

Days 74 – 75: Mae Sot

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Kendyl and I ventured down to the border town of Mae Sot separately, as I had to wait around to pick up my passport from the Chinese consulate. My bus ride was uneventful, and I had some good time to catch up on my reading—it’s amazing how little of it I’d done since Kendyl arrived. I walked the 2km from the Mae Sot bus station into town, and on the way I met a German who was in Thailand studying massage. It turned out that he was a professional masseuse who now lived in the Italian Alps, and his high season was winter, when skiers invaded his town. He managed to make enough money massaging injured skiers during the winter months that he could spend much of the rest of the year traveling. Not bad.

We both ended up staying at the Green House Guest House, at which Kendyl and I had already agreed to meet. I got my first look at thanaka, the yellow makeup that Burmese women and children rub on their faces, at my guest house—it seems that though Mae Sot is in Thailand, its population is mostly Burmese and Karen (a minority ethnic group in the east of Burma). As Kendyl soon found out, her Thai would be nearly useless here. Unfortunately, neither of us knew Burmese or Karen. We’d have to make do with English.

We had a quiet evening at one of the few restaurants in town, and the following morning we awoke early, Kendyl ready to conduct interviews of NGO workers and me ready to motorbike down to the largest waterfall in Thailand, which was a hard four hour ride away. I set off around 9, and at first I was making quite good time, but around 11 it started raining. I waited under a patch of trees for a bit to see if it would stop, but half an hour later it had only strengthened, and I knew that the gig was up—by now, I hadn’t time to make it to the waterfall and back to Mae Sot by nightfall. And even I wasn’t foolish enough to try to navigate those mountain roads in the dark.

So I spent the remainder of the day visiting smaller waterfalls in the area, as well as a Buddhist monastery or two. The highlight of the day was riding my motorbike west, toward Burma, as far as I could go, and dead-ending into a curious-looking monastery. It was still under construction and housed a strange mix of Thai and Burmese monks. I approached the main house, was greeted by many an inquisitive stare, and asked the ladies if they had something to eat. They told me to sit down on the floor, and within five minutes ladies were bringing me plates of food, many of which I couldn’t identify and some of which I’m not even sure were edible. When I had eaten all I could stomach, I stood up and attempted to pay the lady, but she refused. I insisted, and she ran out of the building and returned a few seconds later with a small stick (that must have been some sort of offering stick), onto which she taped my money. She then crawled into what must have been the monk’s quarters, and came back out with change for me. I refused the change and said, “Donation,” and her jaw dropped open with shock. I had just donated all of $5 to the monastery. Apparently that was a lot.

I rode back to Mae Sot still thinking about the peacefulness of that monastery and the simple, serene lives of the men and women who lived and worked there. Situated near a closed section of the Thai/Burmese border, miles from any town, and completely cut off from modern civilization, these people were living their lives in complete seclusion, but in seeming peace and happiness. I rode my motorbike back into the modernizing, globalizing world, thinking that we might not have it all figured out after all.

By the time I got back to Mae Sot, Kendyl had finished her interviews, which included a particularly interesting one with a child soldier who used to fight in the Burmese army. We ate dinner at a local restaurant and then finished off the night at a very local bar—meaning that we got strange looks from the clientele and the staff the entire time we were there. It was ok, though, because we left soon enough—it seems I’m still a lightweight.

Days 68 – 73: Chiang Mai

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We took a night bus to Chiang Mai and arrived to refreshingly cool morning air. Chiang Mai, Thailand’s second largest city, is nine hours north of Bangkok, and situated among the hills—so the temperature was a good ten degrees cooler than it had been in Bangkok. Which, for me, meant the difference between sweating and comfort.

Our plans for Chiang Mai were relatively straight-forward: meet some of Brian’s NGO contacts, who would be able to give us good information on the Burmese political scene before we ventured into the Heart of Darkness; hang out and go rock climbing with some of Kendyl’s old CMRCA (Chiang Mai Rock Climbing Adventures) friends; and do a little sightseeing on the side.

Brian’s contacts turned out to be mostly out of the country, but Kendyl did get to meet with one guy who put us in touch with someone in Mae Sot. And in the end, that was all we needed.
We went rock climbing with CMRCA at the Crazy Horse Buttress, a climbing site built by Princeton’s own Josh Morris ’99. The only rock climbing site in northern Thailand, Crazy Horse had done much to get the local population into climbing. Amazingly, one Thai girl who learned to climb at Crazy Horse only a few years ago now travels to international climbing competitions. She also happens to be Josh’s girlfriend.

I hadn’t been climbing in a while, so I spent the first half of the day relearning knots and remembering belay protocol along with another inexperienced guy. His name was Greg Fry, and he was originally from upstate New York, although he had taught English in Shanghai for the past year. We got along quite well, especially after he mentioned that his girlfriend worked for the Foreign Service in Madagascar. Predictably, I had a wealth of questions for him.

The climbing went ok—well, I should say, I was horrible, but I had a great time. With some practice I’m convinced I could be decent. But as it was, I used my arms far too much when I climbed, and midway through the afternoon I was totally burnt out. In the end, technique does matter.

That night I went to dinner with Greg while Kendyl went to a girly party with her Thai friend Pui. We even managed to catch a replay of Game 2 of the World Series, which was still exciting for us because we didn’t know who had won. But by about the fifth inning we were exhausted, so we just walked across the street to an internet cafĂ© to see who had won. That’s the beauty of tape delay.

The second day we were in Chiang Mai, Kendyl and I rented motorbikes (fun days in SE Asia always begin that way) and buzzed up Doi Suthep, a mountain just outside of the city, to Wat Phra That Doi Suthep, one of northern Thailand’s most sacred (Buddhist) temples. The temple was incredibly touristy (and, as I watched all the tourists stomping about and tried to keep my breakfast in my stomach, I realized I hadn’t been on the tourist track since Medan, Sumatra, about three weeks ago. It’s not so good to be back…), but it was also quite impressive. Most of the objects inside the temple were coated in gold, and against the blue sky and the bright sunlight the place was particularly beautiful. And the motorbike ride up and down the mountain was especially fun—I hadn’t seen roads that curvy since Big Sur, CA, and the Blue Ridge Parkway before that.

After we got back to Chiang Mai, we grabbed some fried rice (to go) and drove about 30 minutes north to Mae Sa, a town that has a National Park and a series of waterfalls. The place was pretty cool, although only some of the patches of white-water that the park termed “waterfalls” were actually waterfalls (Kendyl and I decided that water must, in fact, be falling for it to count as a waterfall). Oh, and the other not-so-cool thing was the price of admission: 20B (50 cents) for locals, and 400B ($10) for foreigners. What the hell? This is why being a tourist in Thailand can really blow. I miss Indonesia.

Anyhow, we had a nice picnic lunch and a swim underneath one of the waterfalls (and a free massage—that water SLAMMED our backs. At one point it also knocked off my swimsuit). It was the most touristy day I’ve had in weeks, but in the end I didn’t mind it so much. I can handle a touristy day every so often….

Other highlights of Chiang Mai included sampling khao sawy, a local dish originally brought to Thailand by Yunnanese Muslims, running through the park and surrounding districts with Kendyl, and the Sunday night walking market, during which the entire Old City of Chiang Mai gets transformed into one big market, and you can wander around sampling foods, bargaining for clothes, and meeting new people.

On the last night before we left for Mae Sot, we had dinner with Pui at a restaurant called Brasserie, on the banks of the river. The food was quite good, though throughout the entire meal I couldn’t stop thinking about how odd it was that I was going to miss this place. My first couple days in Chiang Mai were uninspiring—I couldn’t figure out why everyone said the place was so special. But by the time we left, I realized that while Chiang Mai didn’t boast any blockbuster tourist attractions or natural wonders, it really was a great place to live. Perhaps I’ll make it back some day for an extended visit.

Days 65 – 67: Bangkok

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We spent Sunday morning in Bangkok asking around about Myanmar visas. We checked out all the travel agencies, asking whether they could get us visas when the embassy opened on Monday morning. The travel agents’ faces soured when we said we wanted to go to Myanmar (“Myanmar? Why you want go there?), and then, when they asked us where we were from, they repeated, wide-eyed, “USA?”

“No, no, can’t do,” they said firmly. “Countries mad each other,” and smashed their fists together to illustrate their point. It seems that if we were to get visas to enter Myanmar, we would have to get them ourselves. The embassy opened at 9am the following morning, so we planned to be there by 8 to wait in line.

We spent the rest of the day running errands around the Bangkok metropolis, which was by no means pleasant. The heat, the traffic, and the smog combine to make Bangkok a somewhat miserable place in which to exist. But I managed to pick up new headphones for my iPod (mine had broken back in Bali) and a microphone for Skype (finally, cheap phone calls), and afterward we headed back to our hotel for some much-needed R&R.

The following morning we got to the Myanmar embassy at 8am, as planned, and when the embassy doors opened at 9 we were first in line for visas. The only problem was that the embassy had stopped processing visas—all requests were now being sent back to Yangon for approval. Given the events of the past month (the monks’ protest and subsequent government crackdown, in case you’ve been living in a hole, or only watching Fox News), that wasn’t really surprising. Instead of the usual 1-2 days processing time, we’d now have to wait 1-2 weeks, which really put a damper on our plans to visit Burma considering we both had plans to leave the region in two weeks. But we figured there was no harm in trying anyway, so we filled out the requisite paperwork and attempted to submit our visa request.

Not so fast. Kendyl needed extra pages in her passport, and I needed proof that I was actually employed by Morgan Stanley (because otherwise I could be a… journalist, right? Perhaps, although Kendyl, the actual journalist in our party, simply showed her old University of British Columbia ID and that seemed to be enough to convince them that she was a graduate student of English). I hadn’t brought along any business cards, and my corporate ID didn’t even have Morgan Stanley’s name on it (I still don’t understand that one), so I ended up showing my health insurance card, which had “Morgan Stanley” printed in the corner. The man seemed skeptical, but he finally said “OK,” and we were off to the American embassy to get Kendyl some new passport pages.

The trip to the American embassy proved providential, as we met a man named Brian Laguardia who had NGO connections throughout the region. He set us up with folks in Chiang Mai who set us up with folks in Mae Sot (on the Thai/Burmese border) who eventually set us up with folks in Burma. Had we not met Brian, our eventual Burma trip would have been far less successful. But at the time, all we could think about was how annoyed we were that we had to wait two weeks to enter the country.

We planned to meet up with Brian later that evening, and then we returned to the Myanmar embassy to submit our forms. We wrote down our cell phone number, and the man behind the counter promised that we would receive a phone call when our visas were ready. Naively, we believed him.

We spent the afternoon at our hotel’s rooftop pool. For me, the place was a real gem—we were paying something like $10 a night for a clean hotel with a rooftop pool, and I could even leech free Wi-Fi in the room. For Kendyl, the place was a hellhole—in three nights, she ended up with something like 100 bedbug bites.

Why did we stay in a place with bedbugs for three nights, you might reasonably ask? Well, at first we just thought they were mosquitoes. And mosquitoes had always liked Kendyl’s blood more than mine, so it wasn’t surprising that we woke up to a bitten Kendyl and a bite-free me. By the time we realized that it was bedbugs, and that they, also, preferred Kendyl’s blood to my own, it was too late. Kendyl was covered in huge, red bites that remained far longer than those dealt by mosquitoes.

The only other thing notable about our stay in Bangkok was that my iPod died. I’d had it for over three years, so I guess I shouldn’t have been too surprised, but even so I was devastated. Sure, I hadn’t technically lost anything—all the music on my iPod was also on my Dell laptop—but that laptop was in California. I would spend the rest of the trip listening to two albums—Ryan Adams – Easy Tiger, courtesy of Kendyl’s laptop, and Radiohead – In Rainbows, courtesy of an ingenious online distribution effort by the British rockers. I paid £5 for the album. I think that was too much.

Sunday, January 6, 2008

Days 63 - 64: Medan to Kuala Lumpur to Bangkok

Our bus ride from Parapat back to Medan and our flights from Medan to KL and KL to Bangkok were uneventful, so I think now’s a good time to talk about the wonders of AirAsia. Travel through Southeast Asia used to be quite difficult, as reaching many places involved waiting days for the next slow boat. Now, it’s easy. AirAsia flies to every major island in Southeast Asia, and fares are dirt cheap. Our flights from Medan to KL and KL to Bangkok were $30-40 each, and we didn’t book our tickets until a few days beforehand. If only travel in the US were this easy.

We spent most of our day in KL catching up on emails (Danau Toba was all dial-up), and we arrived in Bangkok that night ready to pounce on the Myanmar Embassy as soon as it opened on Monday morning.